Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.

Cops only duties are to protect private property. Nothing more.

If Big Bopper didn’t die, I don’t think anyone would ever mention him.

David Bowie too.

Behold, the poster child of the master race!

His shitty genes could definitely use diversity

I know I shouldn’t hate someone based on looks and things they can’t change, but I fucking hate his face and open mouth.

Shitty year, honestly. Was technically the beginning of the end to the current climate. Pre 9/11 was the last good era.

Fascists hate socialists because they attract the same people.

Arnold got terminated that night.

Stand corrected. Niiice.

Jew Mexico?

Better to die fighting then to die on your knees.

Not if you’re fat. You look like a thumb.

It’s funny seeing black, asian and Latino ICE agents. Like, you think you’re really safe?

AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

Amerikkkunts.

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

I had braces growing up and my wisdoms were growing in at an angle. They would have crowded my teeth and cause pain if I didn’t remove them.

I’m sure the immigrant nannies are doing the raising.