Then everyone clapped and he was crowned king and now he lives on McDonald’s Mountain.
Absurdly Stupid
- 1 Post
- 1.23K Comments
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Speaker Johnson abandons floor agenda, sends members home early amid GOP rebellionEnglish
0·2 hours agoNo, it hasn’t voted to allow it. That’s not on the provided ballots, unfortunately… and none of the options on the ballot will change this.
And it’s never too late to bitch, we are allowed to bitch until we die whether you like it or not.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•And yet they didn't learn a goddamn thingEnglish
0·2 hours agoFortunately, they don’t have the backing of the entire fucking United States military, as many tens of thousands in the military are from 1 and 3, and they will protect their families.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.ca•But the USA would never do thatEnglish
0·2 hours agoOn the other hand, any country that allows its prisoners to vote has a constituency that wants to decriminalize what ever it was that they did.
What’s wrong with that?
Millions have been arrested and convicted over absurd “crimes” without a single victim to be found. Of course they want it to be decriminalized, as does their family, friends, and many fellow citizens. As it should be.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•And yet they didn't learn a goddamn thingEnglish
0·22 hours agoLet’s do it, seriously y’all cost more than you’re worth, I will sign the petition. You’re embarrassing, reds
No more money from New York and California, good luck you’re too dumb to even do the math womp womp
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Speaker Johnson abandons floor agenda, sends members home early amid GOP rebellionEnglish
0·1 day agoThey work six months out of the year for six figures and they get to go home early, what a country
You have fun with explosives, you know you can blow your hand off, and you still blow your hand off.
That’s funny, you are a Debbie Downer
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Stephen Miller Wants To Take A Hard Look At Banning Travelers Who Happen To Be PregnantEnglish
0·1 day agoWhat an idiot. Pregnancy tests at the airports, great idea you absolute dipshit. I’ll never forget when you spray-painted your head black, you bald bitch
I hate it, but I do enjoy the resulting exploding hands videos
Every cloud has a silver lining
The Holy Trinity never disappoints. Father, Son, and the Magic Bird. Perfectly reasonable. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BIRD
I’ve been to DC once, long ago. It was a shithole
Don’t worry! They don’t need to “steal” elections, why would they? It’s not as if the Democrats will reverse anything, they’re all making a fortune. Remember Biden’s presidency?
If Republicans seized power, that would be a fatal mistake (and they know it). I pray to God that I’m wrong and you’re right, and that they do seize power, because that will be the end of this charade. If only
This is goofy. Not one of us can wear whatever we want in USA (and many other countries). All sorts of rules on dress.
Dress codes for restaurants (jackets and ties required)… dress codes for schools (uniforms)… dress codes for jobs (uniforms)… dress codes for gas stations (no shirts, no shoes, no service)… dress codes for banks (can’t cover your face or wear sunglasses)…
This is a false issue, used to inflame the dumbest among us. Sadly, it still works.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•America continues to fall behind the rest of the worldEnglish
0·2 days agoThat’s no reason to not have universal healthcare.
Sure, some people think as you describe, but they are the minority. We’re supposed to be a representative democracy.
- 90% of Democrats want universal healthcare. (30% of voters)
- 70% of Independents want universal healthcare. (40% of voters)
- Even 40% of Republicans want universal healthcare. (30% of voters)
(many polls, pick your favorite)
bOtH pArTiEs think otherwise, unfortunately
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do the vast majority of people on Lemmy seem to HATE AI?English
0·3 days agoi can’t speak for everyone, but a lot of people are outraged that they have been replaced or soon will be. Millions of people will be unemployed. This is bad, because we are a consumer-based economy, and we’re losing even more consumers.
After decades of low pay for most workers, this is the very last thing we need.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•'Newsom Does Not Want to Tax Billionaires,' Say Campaigners, 'But Wants You to Think He Does'English
0·3 days agoYeah, we know. We’ve seen this dog-and-pony show for DECADES.
Yes, we all know how much you despise paragraphs, it’s not your fault, really. You never had a chance.
I’m happy that you can manage full sentences from time to time, well done.
Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Stuart Russell: 'What Hitler Did, AI Could Do Faster, Better and More Efficiently'English
0·3 days agoWell, that’s not hard, Hitler was smashed 24-7 and he was demonstrably crazy
They are, literally, illiterate.
That’s not what illiterate means. If that was the case, every person on Earth who doesn’t speak Arabic and study Islam would be illiterate… which is of course completely ridiculous, and bigoted, for that matter.





Using the UNs definition of genocide including “cultural genocide” means that every nation on Earth is and has been committing genocide. It’s an unfortunate definition, in my opinion;any distinction that applies to all loses its meaning.