We’re taking about morally good and bad here.

Killing people in self defense might be necessary, but that doesn’t make it good.

Killing people is morally bad, even if it’s someone no one in their right mind would hesitate to murder if given the opportunity, like Putin.

the assumption of correctness is a consequence of accrued education and experience

Not really, no.

Would you want x done to you?

If not, don’t do it to others.

It’s as simple as that.

Yes.

Given the vast number of people who are currently also suffering from CEO-induced extreme emotional disturbance, the bastards should be shitting their pants in abject terror right now…

🖕

Good riddance. Fucking birds should’ve gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk.

Saburo Arasaka was born in 1919 in Japan… wait, sorry, wrong biography. This corporate villain was born in Taiwan in 1963.

seeing little people

Seems like a common side effect…

Seriously. Just empty a bag of rice on the ground in front of a vampire and then tell me how cool and terrifying it is.

Do it inside of your door without inviting it in for extra measure, so the damn thing has to try to count the grains without coming in, and It’ll be stuck there until the sun comes out and it burns to ash.

We could have drowned so many billionaires (and one trillionaire) in this water, instead of wasting it…

Makes sense. Light bicycle won’t break your puny bones despite your insufficient calcium intake, but heavy battery will.

You want to drive one of these, up your calcium game. Drink your milk. Eat at least a kilogram of cheese every day.

Robin Hood and Maid Marian

And how about Bugs in drag…?

Yeah, I’m as much for Amazon burning down with Bezos locked inside as anyone else, but this one is actually reasonable.

You want to turn on your AC, close your fucking door, you damn maniac.

It’s important, it puts the first patr in context.

Ah, an individual of culture, I see.

Laurence

'Orence

You’re thinking Office Space I think

Superman III.

We don’t. We just exist. And then we die. It’s monstrous.

Can I think about it…?

Problem

It is generally understood that human beings are carbon-based organisms, fusing little carbon tubes together to form complex, mushy structures capable of thought, love, and locomotion. It is also known that these structures sometimes like to “take the edge off” by consuming ethanol, amphetamine, etc. In such cases, it is important to supplement your body with magnesium. Tired? Mag it! Down? Mag time! Liver damage? MAXIMUM MAG! Some people say magnesium doesn’t really do anything and you just need to quit. What do we tell them?

Solution

We tell them: HELL NO. You’re about to become a magnesium-based lifeform. The age of the primitive carbon-man is done. No longer must mankind rely on slow-working background radiation to take us further into our genetic destiny. This is the era of guided evolution, and magnesium is the key. You are the first of your species. The next step in human evolution. An advanced magnesium proto-man who mags it up, drinks it down, and sniffs it sideways!