Mit Karte bitte!
I’m sorry I’m sorry!
Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore
Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt
Oida!
Wosn?
Hoid dei Fetzbebn
Dai Fotzen daugt nur für a Maulfotzen!
Wos mechst, du Saubazi?! So a Packal Scheyn is schnell ausbackt!
I’m German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.
My mother tongue is Afrikaans, I thought our insults were intense. Until I moved to the Netherlands, damn chill.
When the Dutch start cussing:

Russian sounds super soft. Childish, almost.
Я тоже так думаю
I can’t read Cyrillic.
It means ‘I think too’ and is with the Latin alphabet roughly: Ya tosche tak dumaio
Dumaio - to think? Curious. We have an archaic expression ‘dumati’ around here. Same meaning.
Ya tozhe tak dumayu
Полностью с вами согласен
i dont like russian government but the russian language actually sounds cool for me
I used to drive for a living and all night long I would listen to podcasts and audiobooks. I really enjoy spy, military, and sci-fi. So I’ve listened to a ton of spy and military books with Russian characters. Eventually I started trying to impersonate different voices and got really good at the Russian and Scottish voices.
My Scot doesn’t really fool anyone, but I’ve got a few people now with the Russian voice. It also helps that the Russian accent most people know if the one American actors use in TV and film. I’m sure anyone who knew what a real Russian accent sounded like would know instantly.
If that Cthulu image was from a movie, I’d wanna watch that!
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East Asian languages in general (excluding Japanese). My first thought seeing this meme was “this MF never heard Cantonese before?”
Korean either sounds whiny or argumentative
They say that about North Mexico.
Drei im Weggla bidde!

Früher hat das noch 50 Pfennig gekostet…
50 Pfennig? Das sind x,xxxx % der Staatsverschuldung der DDR. Mit den bisherigen Spenden hätte man die DDR um x,xxxx% entschulden können.
Bekomme ich jetzt auch eine Schnapspraline?

Where swearing in Québecois? https://youtu.be/9kUhXDKii8c?t=27
You never heard Portuguese people
Porkchops sound like deaf or mentally ill spanish people.
I swear to god, why tf do they sound so Russian, like how.
الله يلعن تاريخك. كس أمك وكس الذي جابتها. الله ياخذك يا إبن الكلب حأدخل حذائي فوق طيزك.
no offense to OP :D I’ve heard worse insults but that’s all i can remember right now lol
Basszátok szájba magatok
Imagine a Hungarian peasant in a fancy dress.
Einmal Döner mit alles und scharf bitte
Dürüm, du Geringverdiener!
In Poland we have this old joke, where the reveal is that German language is barbed wire.
Don’t remember the joke though ;)
ln Hungary, there’s a legend, that the word “német” (German) comes from “néma” (mute)
Same in Polish, iirc. Comes from German immigrants to Poland not being able to learn the language (es ist wirklich sau schwer nur ordentlich “Hallo” zu sagen!).
Basically all languages east of Germany. In Russian it’s niemcy or something, also meaning mute. And AFAIK it was less nit being able to learn but rather not willing. Germans formed their own communities and stuck together - or still to this day do.
Ich nehme den Saupressmagen in Biersoße mit Kartoffeln und dazu ein Hacker-Pschorr.

Ich hab mir Augustiner!
Augustiner trink ich wenn ich kotzen will.
Weils so gut ist, dass du dich immer brutal volllaufen lässt?
I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.
Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was actually there. I blame movies.
I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.
Yeah it’s exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason… Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don’t understand neither of them…
Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin’s dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it’s the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).
Language is weird.
When I attended presentations in English by researchers from e.g. Egypt, I’ve always wondered what they are so angry about.
Honestly Saxonian ist the worst. I automatically assume I am talking to a Nazi and brace myself. The fact that that I am right in about 1 of 2 cases doesn’t really help either
You sound just like people from the UK who talk about not liking the word fookin’ used in jokes because they don’t talk like that.
I blame what have done Germany 80 years ago in Europe as the main reason, we are barely getting out of the phase were all people that lives through these times are dead but it is still rembered.
This is exactly what it is. That reputation has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual sound of German. The stereotype, btw is not about it being screamy, but ugly. People claim it sounds ugly and aggressive, for no reason other than Nazis. It’s a cultural stereotype that was completely projected onto the language, most notably how it sounds.
It could just be that for a lot of people their only exposure to German is that clip from Der Untergang where Hitler gets super pissed and it does indeed sound like yelling in German is way more aggressive than yelling in English - but the other people in the room don’t yell back at him and there’s nothing aggressive about their speech.
That and the videos of people pronouncing words in different languages and of course ambulance is said in a normal tone while Krankenwagen is yelled because stereotyp funni, but that’s based more on how the words look when written down I think.
I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.
Well, it’s no secret anymore that you guys actually speak German at home and have your funny Dutch language only for the tourists, so no wonder you like how it sounds!












