The USA.
You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
Only one party does that lol
Real life Ctrl+Z
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
impeccable social skills
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Instant teleportation
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
Every person you revive is gender bent to the opposite sex :3
Imagine how many suicides by trans people can be caused by this
I can’t be flying all over the world just to revive y’all…!
Thats why you charge money for the revive
I’m a charity.
Kar(o)lina Marx!?
just gonna die and be revived real quick, brb…
You’ll get kink for necks
Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn’t do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they’d be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there’s that. Better hope they weren’t embalmed.
I can shapeshift.
Super strength
There’s an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can’t pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren’t invulnerable so if you punch a wall you’ll still break your hands.
Also, you aren’t invulnerable so if you punch a wall you’ll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
- Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
- If you push too hard during pooping you’ll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
- Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
- If a guy, don’t even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven
tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman’s love life. It’s not a pretty picture.
Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral’s disk…
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The minimum force you can output is now around 500 Newtons
It’s extremely difficult to control - even grazing an object the wrong way with your finger can end up breaking it into pieces. Giving someone a hug can easily end with you covered in blood from the person you just split in two.
Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet.
You fart continuously while using it.
Probably the most realistic of the side effects
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
I have a remote control for time.
The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
At night it only sees dicks
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FarSight XR-20 irl. Actually even just blowing people’s dicks off would be pretty crushing. And most of your assassination targets are likely to have dicks, thanks to patriarchy.
You can see all the spiders in your walls. Bacteria and all kinds of living things coat every surface you look at and fill your intestines.
I’m not sure that a side effect would be worse than the super power.
You can see through earth itself, covering your entire vision with said outlines, unable to see any object in front of you unless it is a living being
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
