Interesting logic though 😅
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
They should be able to give birth no problem then.
Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.
The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
Are you OK now man?
I don’t think I’ve thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!
That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby anymore than you “have to” kiss your partner. But it’s called foreplay and it’s pretty common?
Happy cake day!
Thanks! I wouldn’t have realized if you hadn’t pointed it out.
Maybe between you and your mom /s
Angry upvote
I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.
If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess
i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand how that’s a desirable outcome
You don’t need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.
fair enough
People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what’s on the other side. In fact it’s kinda the whole thing with the “to be is to suffer” vibe.
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
Obviously weak bloods are excluded
Ya’ll have some weird GI systems…
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It’s so absurd to the point of trolling.
Kidney stones, those are the worst.
one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body’s alert system.
I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there’s probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.
Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(
Isn’t that the plot of “Predestination”? If I understood it correctly.
No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn’t want to try out my mpreg fantasies…
You’ve never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This makes me wonder if you’ve ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.
If you’ve never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn’t even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it’s the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn’t enter nirvana with your method)
This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?
Or watched jackass.
Harhar
I’m guessing the ratio might be wildly different.
CBT has entered the chat
I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
But, why did you watch the whole thing?
I mean you gotta be into something
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
