Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian!
I like it.
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Butterface mermaid
Wait, did you even look at the table???
I kind of wish someone would turn that statue into a dedicated cocaine table - the heirs to the sculptor are a bunch of litigious pricks.
Oh at least she is not looking like she is in the midst of an orgasm, she’s ok. I don’t mind a nice nude statue. One of the best, I think, is in Ostend, Belgium.
You should sneak in some bikini tops on them.
Found the American.
Just for a joke. I’m definitely not prudish.
Says the person without tits on their furniture.
Joke on you I glue tits to all my furniture!
But where do you get your supply? That’s the creepy question.
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If they’re proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You’ll have to really shell out for them.
It’s a major award
Your dad has the taste of a 1950s man
I guess I do too cuz this is dope
Mammals are fish, and mermaids are mammals. That is why they have both fish tails and boobs.
Also, it is hilarious that sexualized nudity is fine when it is furniture and art, but some sexy pics of a random person doing the same pose is smut.
All mammals are fish.
That’s the tackiest thing I’ve seen for a minute.
The dad has the same taste as Donald Trump. Look at those couches. I bet they have a gold toilet.
Oh. Couches.
Found JD’s account.
Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
Shit.
Is this how I find out I’m old?
I always found it impossible to imagine ever owning anything as ornate as the furnishings my grandaprents have.
That’s so wonderfully tacky. I kind of love it. It needs to be in a room that has a circular bed that slowly rotates, and has mirrors on the ceiling. Oh, and a hot tub, right next to the bed.
I think the table looks fine? Good even.
The thing I have a problem with is that sofa. I think anything to sit on should be comfortable. And these look anything but. My girlfriend wanted similar ones and I fought her tooth and nails to get something to sit and lay on without my back pain worsening.
Too deep to sit on but perfect to fuck on
That’s not a sofa—not in the way we think of sofas now. This is a 3-person chair. It’s not for lounging, like a modern sofa, it’s for sitting.
These sofas can be really comfortable. if well refurbished. if the cushions are made properly, they are quite hard. so it is not like the one i have: to slouch on. but comfortable to sit, talk, have a tea. it all depends on what you want out of your room. but to me the purpose seems to fit the vibe.
That’s a looking-at sofa, not a sitting sofa. If you’re rich enough you get to buy god-awful tacky furniture you’ll never use.
The coach is ugly, the table is goat
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Beautiful! Not that I would place anything like that in my house
Where does he get this goofy shit?
I would definitely, 100%, fall through that or knock it over by putting my feet up.
My dad had a 1inch thick glass kitchen table. Practically indestructible. The crappy light fixture above it, weighing 20lbs, failed and free-falls 6ft. Nothing. I never found out what the technical breaking limits were on that specific table, but later decided to dispose of it. It took 6 men to get it outside onto the flat driveway. And about 10 minutes of all guys pounding the damn thing edge-on with sledgehammers to finally get it to safely shatter.
Just have to find its resonant frequency. Wear safety glasses and long pants and long sleeve shirt.
A sturdy collar, too. I know the story of a guy who bled to death in mere minutes after taking a single piece of shrapnel to the neck.
Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?
NSFW table.
Is this his house?
that’s the biggest mausoleum i ever seen
It looks like a “prison” for the ultra-wealthy.
It’s not even a very big house. It looks maybe 40’ or so wide and somewhat less deep, so I’m guessing it’s maybe 3000 sq. ft. total. I would almost hesitate to even bestow the status of ‘McMansion’ on it.
I hate columns like that. Everything else is kind of a (bad) choice, but those columns are just objectively wrong because masonry doesn’t work like that.
I assume they’re wood inside.
But I completely agree how awful it looks.
I’m sure they are. They have to be, unless they’re steel inside instead (which is unlikely), because you can’t make real stacked-stone masonry that skinny and have it be stable.
And that’s my problem with it: it’s fraudulent. Not even in an intentional “flouting the rules to make a modernist point” kind of way either; just out of ignorant and lazy design.
I like that the lions don’t quite fit on the gateposts.
That’s the best doghouse for the mansion’s guard dogs.
I hate everything about this house and this picture.
Starting with why the fuck would have a driveway that big for a house that size? You’d expect it on a house 5x that size.
Oh that building ? That’s just the toilet
That’s just how the AI designed the image.
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what is this, my first minecraft house?
