God damn it Tony.
✂
Given that God clearly is a cunt, I’m down with that
god doesn’t exist, fundie 🙄
Given how certain you seem, I’ll take the uno reverse card and say: no! You fundie!
I’m a theist agnostic because I, nor anyone, can prove or disprove the existence of a God.
Good.
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…
Tony is a dumbass
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.
I AM THE ONE WHO LICKS
- tony probably
Think again.
Tony lacks imagination.
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
you can do so much more with tongues
Rim jobs?
Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony
Don’t forget the balls!
Instructions unclear, got my tongue stuck in a wheel
Like?
And subscribe
Can’t I domscribe instead?
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
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Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Come to daddy
Always here for an aphex twin reference
Come on then you funny little man.
This is what paper sacks were made for.
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.
be a vagina
I’m trying!!!
✨ Abracadussy, you’re now a pussy! ✨
Meow
Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?
Is this how you find out there’s a whole community of furries and I’m not the only one? 🤔
XD
No, I iust thought you were the only sarcastic furry on Earth, apparently.
I’m very “intimately” familiar with furries.
so when I say “go fuck yourself” it’s really just wishful thinking on my end.
Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…
Who’s gonna tell him?
It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
I’m going to need this to be abke to taste as well. Baby steps.
