Man, I wouldn’t want to be the insurance agent on this one…
Isn’t this the same state that had a naked knife wielding guy get in a fight with a naked knife wielding guy?
Nope wait, that was Seattle, my bad whole different state.
this summer
“Are you ok?”
love is a story
“Were you even paying attention?!!”
of two souls
“It was brand new ffs!!”
colliding on their journey
“Oh just great, how the hell do I explain this to the insurance company? Let alone my parents!”
to their destinations
“EYES ON THE ROAD OR UP HERE ASSHOLE!!”
get ready for
My summer crash
starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton [back when they were married]
a match made in heaven
Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.
No I haven’t seen it.
It’s worth watching.
I remember when that came out. I never saw it either for some reason, even though I had rented almost everything else in that video shop.
I thought it much more interesting than the more famous “Crash” movie…
Game recognizes game
Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone’s barn?
Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius
Truly kismet
I’m not sure that’s how meth works.
It’s complicated
That just means she’s still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up…but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they’re purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it’s some bigger more complicated situation. It’s not. It’s sex. It’s not complicated. Genitals go boom. That’s what they should write on their profiles instead of “it’s complicated”. Instead just write “Genitals go boom”. And offer zero context. NOW it’s complicated! You’re welcome…
Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬
wow
Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt
They are going to drive the “meet cute” genera until the wheels come off.
Did they confirm both cars were actually stolen, and not just that ALPRs had fucked up and reported the played wrong?
throw in some christmasy story and youll have Hallmark callin hehe
You’d make more money with a christmussy story
oh my, thats for Hallmark Afterdark 😝
So in this movie she’s a successful big city criminal but she’s getting disillusioned with that and wants to move back home to a picturesque podunk town to be a small town criminal, maybe burgle a cute little antique shop in the town square, enter our eligible bachelor, the handsome, charismatic and eligible town axe murderer?
He wears flannel shirts and, unbeknownst to him, is a prince. It turns out that he was the mysterious stranger who rescued her mom by pulling her out of the burning wreckage of a car accident. That’s important because her mom’s disproval is a major hangup until they find out that he was too humble to take credit for his heroism. Also, he didn’t want attention from law enforcement.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
Thought this was a transition timeline for a split second
Oregano in 60 seconds
