That’s way too little change for it to be real.
Reality has always some completely new flavor of dumb.
I’m not sure we’ll have to wait even that long
Depends on how the midterms go…
This is pretty fucking believable.
Which means the reality of 2027 is going to be far stupider
2027-2028 are going be insane. Every MAGA knows that if the Dems take over the Legislature in 2026, then the Presidency AND extend their majority on Congress in 2028, then a LOT of MAGAs are going to prison, and some may even be executed.
So they will be desperate to make sure we are fully under MAGA control by 2028, and that will require massive violence. The good news is that we already know that MAGAs are virtuosically incompetent, so they will fuck it all up, and lose in the end, but the damage they will do along the way will be incalculable. That will give us the justification to treat MAGA as the Domestic Terrorist Organization, and an active, ongoing, enthusiastic National Security Threat that they clearly are, and prohibit them from existing, and purge them from our government and our society.
Bold move assuming the Dems have the chutzpah to send fascists to prison
The
SolarAmerican System and its eight planets: Barron, Natalie, America, Melania, Trump™'s Big Beautiful Planet, Ivanka, Don Jr. And Eric.Betcha Eric is Uranus
IIRC most of the planets in the system were named after Roman gods, so it doesn’t sound too far fetched
All apart from Earth. Which is probably just because every language had a word for the planet they life on before Roman names were introduced for planets you can’t see with the bare eye.
Uranus is Greek; the Roman equivalent would be Caelus.
Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn can be easily seen with the naked eye
All part of the American Way Galaxy
Within the American Galaxy Cluster, inside the Americaverse
Sounds plausible
Suddenly the Hilton Burger in Reykjavík seems like a bargain
This probably doesn’t sound dumb enough
What a relief, only “diarrhea”, he finally is making something better
With RFK at the helm, I’d expect Polio at a minimum.
i would expect the black death at least… giving the uk, spain, france and portugal the ability to try colonizing north america a 2nd time ;)
But this time it’s for a good cause!
Meanwhile, The European Commission is trying to make Chat Control happen for the 67th time (it won’t happen, and it’s more of a tradition than anything at this point).
Tbh this renaming everything to America or Trump thing will get confusing real soon. Gulf of America (classic), Gulf of America (new), and Gulf of America (new 2)? How about keeping Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of California, and Gulf of St Lawrence?
Gulf_of_America_final_final_2
Diet Gulf of America, Gulf of America with lime, and new Gulf Zero
Temu Gulf of America… It’s just a bay
Yeah, because prisons are for profit. Not just punishment or rehab.
Yes, 8% of the prisons in the US are private.
Lost lemming
Huh?
Canadian Geese are now known as Donald Ducks.
I want to know which time traveller got ahead of the curve and named British farts “Trumps”
Gotta be a time traveler
That last time made me laugh out loud.
It’s gonna start to get confusing pretty damn soon, calling everything America. Every body of water, and everything in our solar system.
He’s already said that he’s thinking of renaming both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. That won’t cause any problems at all. /S
So stupid. Obviously, the solution is to name one ocean after America, and the other one after Trump.
This Trump guy… always changing names, never pronouns. So boring
As soon as he’s dead, TPTB better switch everything back to the original names.
When everything is America, nothing will be.
The most implausible part of that is that the AI bubble will pop that soon.
The main portion of dot com bubble was about 5 years long, so it’s actually pretty realistic estimations
Nobody knows when a bubble will pop. It could be literally today.
