It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
You mean in the veg 😂.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
Say it Frenchie
It! Oui, je suis français. Malheureusement, je ne parle pas français 😔
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
in without a base, gone without a trace
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
