I’m really glad we have offices to contain these people, and keep them away from the general population.
The problem is, they occasionally escape containment, end up on an outdoor trip of some kind, and decide that a game of “let’s go around the circle and introduce ourselves” is what we should be doing, rather than the activity we came here to do.
“I know a lot of uncomfortable trivia due to hyperfixation caused by ADHD and your reaction to it is more of a you problem” then a blank stare.
Where did you get this CIA blacksite room photo?
Scary, but not quite as bad as: Meeting invite: no title, later this morning, attendees are your manager and HR. (That is, layoffs.)
When I was fired my boss just told me to come with him for a minute. Knew right then I was being fired. He lead me down to the conference room and HR is sitting there only cementing my thought.
My wife was laid off at the begging of the month and it went something like this. The HR girl went to her table and asked her and other coworker to come with her to a meeting room. In the meeting room was other HR person who asked the three of them to sit and told them that they were laid off, including the HR lady that came for my wife.
I have also had this one be 1. Someone has died in the office. 2. You senior manager / director was fired for corruption and HR wants to question everyone for involvement.
ha. the only balloon is deflated
Truer words were never spoken.
The expert wasn’t in yet.
lol the balloon is phasing into the chair because it’s the one thing the ai didn’t get close
Edit: wait sorry, second thing
I can’t believe nothing
Real (not the image)
A fun fact about myself is that I hate being forced to tell other people fun facts about myself
‘Everyday I come to work I want to kill myself’
Nah. It’s Two Truths and a Lie. So I’d be like:
- “Every Monday I come to work I want to kill myself.”
- “Every Tuesday I come to work I want to kill myself.”
- “Every Wednesday I come to work I want to kill myself.”
For fun, instead of ‘two truths and a lie’, give them three lies. But make them plausible.
My dear doctor, it’s all true.
This is spiking my anxiety.
Anyone stressed out or unable to handle such a simple social situation is utterly broken. Broken as in, I don’t trust you to be able to act like a decent human being, you’re fucking weird, stay away from me.
If there’s a Hell, this is what I imagine it would look like.
With jazz playing
On an awful thin and tinny speaker
You monster!
I’d quit.
I quite enjoyed Mandatory Fun!
Two truths and a lie is psychological abuse.
You mean “three lies”, right? It’s not so bad
“My name is aeronmelon, I work here, and I’m happy to be at this meeting.”
That’s something I would definitely say.
Thus making two of those things a lie.
Back when I was on reddit, someone claimed to have typhoid Mary in their ancestry. I do not recall the exact lineage. He did mention that the fact was great for two truths and a lie.
